yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.
ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch