2bainzz:

yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

k1mkardashian:

Kim, please…. I’m tired

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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brettprice:

Otis. MP Shooter. Fuji GX645. Nashville, TN. 2014.

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

emildeville:

my day

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

seafarers:

Morning in Prague by Markus Grunau

opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

HW